badatapologies | A giraffe, a penguin, and M. C. Brennan walk into a bar...

I'm in Ventura tonight visiting

satoribee. We had lunch downtown where I bumped into these two characters who I think we can all agree are at least as lifelike as I am.

I am kinda short, at least by giraffe standards. By human-girl-type standards, just kinda average. Height, I mean.