Heh, that is awesome all around. I just thought it was odd, since the article WAS very good & praising, so it did seem odd that he'd be all "TOO BAD ONE OF 'EM'S A GODLESS HEATHEN!" or something. And I can see that line of reasoning too, just because, well, yeah. You could be all parenthetically "used to be Mike, a dude" but that'd probably raise more questions than it'd answer. So... yeah.

Anyway, you should show that one armed man whatfor. And that rules about the old ladies!