Vanity Google: Intermediate Edition

[badatapologies]

The Writers Guild Of America would like to remind you to get your tickets now for the upcoming Outfest Screenwriting Lab reading from my script on July 18th at the Directors Guild of America.

Seriously, how did this happen? I'm just a simple, naïve girl from the wrong side of the trailer park, a girl with only a typewriter, a brownie camera and a dream. A dream of entertaining millions. A dream of making America laugh and cry. A dream of tripping over two Oscars, an Emmy, a Tony, an MTV Moonman and a Cable ACE award on the way to my bed full of hundred dollar bills, where a shirtless Johnny Depp will spoon-feed me Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Kiwi sorbet while Jude Law slooowly massages my...

Ahem.

A dream of entertaining America...


We all know the Clampett-colored truth, but if anybody asks, I'm driving a Jag and staying at the Chateau.

Comments

Re: Jed Clampett here...

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're not Jed Clampett, sir. I was thinking more of my automobile. And frankly I would much rather stay at Chateau explosivo anytime. The Marmont was nice, but your place (and your company) is better, and besides, who wants to be chased around by the amped-up ghost of Belushi all night?