Vanity Google: Intermediate Edition

[badatapologies]

The Writers Guild Of America would like to remind you to get your tickets now for the upcoming Outfest Screenwriting Lab reading from my script on July 18th at the Directors Guild of America.

Seriously, how did this happen? I'm just a simple, naïve girl from the wrong side of the trailer park, a girl with only a typewriter, a brownie camera and a dream. A dream of entertaining millions. A dream of making America laugh and cry. A dream of tripping over two Oscars, an Emmy, a Tony, an MTV Moonman and a Cable ACE award on the way to my bed full of hundred dollar bills, where a shirtless Johnny Depp will spoon-feed me Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Kiwi sorbet while Jude Law slooowly massages my...

Ahem.

A dream of entertaining America...


We all know the Clampett-colored truth, but if anybody asks, I'm driving a Jag and staying at the Chateau.

Comments

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

Jean Marc will have the Maybach gassed up and ready to go. The usual beverages in the refrigerator.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Bless you and bless him. Your sommelier services are always top notch.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

Now if only I could get a ride out there to see it. Bah!

[explosivo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's room at the "Chateau" for you :)

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

don't tempt me, at least i do not need a passport. my time off at work is dwindling and there's an important journey ahead.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

I'll send the jet. Bob Evans let me have it on permanent loan. And by "let me have it" I mean...

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

if you get the jet i can bring all kinds of stuff that will not pass security!

Jed Clampett here...

[explosivo.livejournal.com]

is David B. performing in your piece? My worlds are colliding here. My friend David S. was gonna buy a ticket, but now I've made him my date.

Oh, and do you think Beverly Sillsbilly would be a good drag name? (Not for me, silly...)

Re: Jed Clampett here...

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're not Jed Clampett, sir. I was thinking more of my automobile. And frankly I would much rather stay at Chateau explosivo anytime. The Marmont was nice, but your place (and your company) is better, and besides, who wants to be chased around by the amped-up ghost of Belushi all night?

Re: Jed Clampett here...

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Oh, and:

a) No, I don't think so--mostly he's a writer, though if he wanted to act in it, I would be more than delighted.

b) as long as it's not for me, absolutely it's a great drag name. And she could have a sidekick, the Sillsbury Doughboy.

Re: a)

[explosivo.livejournal.com]

hmmmm, David S. said something about buying a ticket for some sort of thing that David B. was "performing" --- I'll investigate further.

[revme.livejournal.com]

Hooray! In NINE days!