Vanity Google: Intermediate Edition

[badatapologies]

The Writers Guild Of America would like to remind you to get your tickets now for the upcoming Outfest Screenwriting Lab reading from my script on July 18th at the Directors Guild of America.

Seriously, how did this happen? I'm just a simple, naïve girl from the wrong side of the trailer park, a girl with only a typewriter, a brownie camera and a dream. A dream of entertaining millions. A dream of making America laugh and cry. A dream of tripping over two Oscars, an Emmy, a Tony, an MTV Moonman and a Cable ACE award on the way to my bed full of hundred dollar bills, where a shirtless Johnny Depp will spoon-feed me Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Kiwi sorbet while Jude Law slooowly massages my...

Ahem.

A dream of entertaining America...


We all know the Clampett-colored truth, but if anybody asks, I'm driving a Jag and staying at the Chateau.

Comments

Re: Jed Clampett here...

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Oh, and:

a) No, I don't think so--mostly he's a writer, though if he wanted to act in it, I would be more than delighted.

b) as long as it's not for me, absolutely it's a great drag name. And she could have a sidekick, the Sillsbury Doughboy.

Re: a)

[explosivo.livejournal.com]

hmmmm, David S. said something about buying a ticket for some sort of thing that David B. was "performing" --- I'll investigate further.