A giraffe, a penguin, and M. C. Brennan walk into a bar...

[badatapologies]

I'm in Ventura tonight visiting satoribee. We had lunch downtown where I bumped into these two characters who I think we can all agree are at least as lifelike as I am.

Comments

[toddalcott.livejournal.com]

Phew, from your headline I thought you were talking about having drinks the other night with me and Urbaniak. And since James would obviously be the giraffe, that would make me the penguin.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

That Urbaniak is a tall drink of water, isn't he? This explains why they won't put him in a picture with Tom Cruise. It'd be like Twins, for god's sake. Or Andre the Giant and Wally Shawn in The Princess Bride. It would frighten the children.

There's only room for one penguin in this town, and it's still Burgess Meredith. Tht top hat, the monacle, the Hunter S. Thompson cigarette holder...ah, the rest of us can only dream of waddling in his shoes.