Rookie Mistakes (part 11,721 in a seies)

[badatapologies]

Ah, a nice sunny summer day. So warm. Nice hammock in the backyard, calling my name.

So warm. So deliciously warm. Liberated from the nasty-ass Bay Area foggy misery at last! I'm so tired of being covered up. And this babydoll t-shirt tan is embarrassing. The fence is high, no one can see over. Dare I-- dare I sunbathe topless?

I do. I dare. Yes. Ah, the sun. So warm. So very warm on my translucent Morticia-Addams-esque skin. Sunbathing topless! Lookit me, I am a fancy European whore! So decadent. So relaxed. So very...sleeeepy. So sleepy. So warm and sleepy. So.... zzzzzzzzzzzz....

90 minutes later...

So very sunburned. Youch! Damn you, European whores! Anyone got any cocoa butter or aloe or Noxema or whatever you're supposed to do with sunburned...skin?

Also please send Jude Law to apply same. Thanks.

Comments

Re: Crispy Critters, a good wholesome bunch

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Jude Law's very full something and my tight something else were involved in the scenario I had sketched out. Ah well. Can't win 'em all.

And who said I wasn't sunbathing bottomless? I just know better than to admit that on LJ. Ha.

Sure, send him along, I could use a good thwaite postling.