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Holy crap, I guess somebody at Wikipedia took my "equal opportunity employer" statement very very seriously. You'd think this would double my chances, but it's a little closer to a minor league hitter grounding out to first for two different teams in the same game. Best not to quiz me too closely on the definition of a "bunt" in this context.
Also, please note the first sentence of the page title. "Confirmed famous people who were or are bisexual". I have been officially confirmed famous, people. By someone other than myself or my devoted retinue of longtime friends, hangers-on, stalkers and sock puppets. Seems unlikely, yet there I am, sandwiched between Marlon Brando and Susie Bright. Weird. And Brando's on top. Somebody pass the Land O' Lakes. And don't be stingy.
We have now spent more time discussing my sex life than I've spent having a sex life this year. Bravo for life's little ironies*.
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*Doonesbury, 1973
Also, please note the first sentence of the page title. "Confirmed famous people who were or are bisexual". I have been officially confirmed famous, people. By someone other than myself or my devoted retinue of longtime friends, hangers-on, stalkers and sock puppets. Seems unlikely, yet there I am, sandwiched between Marlon Brando and Susie Bright. Weird. And Brando's on top. Somebody pass the Land O' Lakes. And don't be stingy.
We have now spent more time discussing my sex life than I've spent having a sex life this year. Bravo for life's little ironies*.
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*Doonesbury, 1973
