Well, his hotness is debatable, but after the unfortunate nanny incident and his flaccid box-office results of late, I figured I had a legitimate chance of him being available and willing.
I should've done the sunscreen but I was feeling decadent, throwing a challenge down to the gods. Sort of like Icarus. With wax boobs.
I was eager to shed my ghostly pallor, but blotchy tomato is no better. Next time I'll try it the European Slut way...
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Date: 2007-08-12 10:38 am (UTC)Well, his hotness is debatable, but after the unfortunate nanny incident and his flaccid box-office results of late, I figured I had a legitimate chance of him being available and willing.
I should've done the sunscreen but I was feeling decadent, throwing a challenge down to the gods. Sort of like Icarus. With wax boobs.
I was eager to shed my ghostly pallor, but blotchy tomato is no better. Next time I'll try it the European Slut way...